Submission Logic

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It’s not the submission that I take issue with its the process of elimination that causes a creative mind stress. Some of the guidelines are ridiculous and in today’s time who needs stacks of paper on their desk. It just makes sense to me email submission…. Why Not!  but that comes with its own monster of process. In technical terms your DPI has to be 300,  your megabytes can only be 40,  your word count can only be 1000, your OMG! has to be in caps. It’s a wonder that writers can write anything, because they spend all their time reading submission process. Good luck out there writers we’re going to need it.

Sincerely,

More coffee please!

PS: Word count 117

Ten things you need to know about writers

1. They are human recorders.

2. They can mult-task.

3. We do our research, so don’t ever make us mad.

4.Some of us are introverts with a twist that makes you like us.

5. If we don’t like our world we just create another one.

6. We have an uncanny way with turning no’s into yes.

7. We hang out with Characters.

8. We keep all hours.

9. We speak the language of art.

10. Don’t ever piss us off, we been known to have poison pens